We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,238 Member
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    She wanted to waterboard me.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
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    Was a horrible wingman
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He doesn't think before he speaks
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    It was the hat
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    Didn't like it when I licked the plate
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He licked the plates.. so embarrassing, they were the neighbours plates
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She kept getting lock jaw. Not good.
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
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    He was never considerate, always getting himself a beer from the fridge but wouldn't bring me one
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Because I read on page 1464 that she was breaking up with me!
  • biggiwig4483
    biggiwig4483 Posts: 90 Member
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    The sex was bad!
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She was having Sex with people who were not good at it and the films flopped!
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
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    He was always going on fishing excursions and never invited me
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    I found out 9 out of 10 of our children were not mine!
  • AppleCrumbles0
    AppleCrumbles0 Posts: 84 Member
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    He refused to share chocolate with me
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    She doesn't share the apple crumbles.. also trails all over
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He pointed to the locations in the lake that he has dropped off past lovers!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    epr31295 wrote: »
    He pointed to the locations in the lake that he has dropped off past lovers!

    🤫😇
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
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    My favorite color is Green. His is yellow. I guess he is not a Packers fan and he was always saying we clashed. The relationship was just too strained to continue.
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
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    Football season isn't where it's at, needed to enjoy a real sport - college basketball
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She would never let me score a touchdown.

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