What’s the last lie you told?

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  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
    If you don't listen I will cancel your plane ticket and leave you at home. To my 4 year old 🙈

    He could be in the re-make of “Home Alone”.
  • liaoverbrook
    liaoverbrook Posts: 108 Member
    Of course I like it here! (ref. to work)
  • professionalslob
    professionalslob Posts: 8 Member
    I'm just tired
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    That it will stop raining before lunch!
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    It will only hurt for the first 2 minutes!
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,970 Member
    I won't be able to come up. My car broke down.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    almost done
  • stevemorgan308
    stevemorgan308 Posts: 11 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    That it will stop raining before lunch!

    Read your private messages

  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    That it will stop raining before lunch!

    Read your private messages

    Good sir, I have tried, but I have no private messages!
  • cayenne_007
    cayenne_007 Posts: 671 Member
    Said I wasn't hungry when offered a cookie.......... it was a terrible terrible lie, I think I almost drooled on it.
  • stevemorgan308
    stevemorgan308 Posts: 11 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    That it will stop raining before lunch!

    Read your private messages

    Good sir, I have tried, but I have no private messages!

    Sorry Sir the private message was aimed at epr31295
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    I don't want anything for my birthday.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    That i will not lie to you!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    i have a headache
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    a responce to 'how are you?' while passing someone in the hall. My answer is always 'good, thanks, you?'. I don't think anyone is ever actually just good. But its what we say in our day to day lives.
  • supercallafraga
    supercallafraga Posts: 39 Member
    A former friend/backstabber who wanted to go for lunch - " Sorry but I'm sick"
    (which I will be - every time she texts me. She didn't get the memo that her behavior doesn't jive anymore with me, and even though I'm terminal, I don't have the energy to be confrontational)
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    this is intriguing, I cant recall the last lie I actually told. Though a good example is what mattig89ch said. Though typically my response is "living the dream"
  • beerdedbastard
    beerdedbastard Posts: 641 Member
    "It's okay. I understand."