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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,948 Member Member Posts: 28,948 Member
    Bale of hay
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    A picture of a middle finger that she pulls out when angry as she’s too respectful to actually make the gesture to anyone
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A ripcord when, if pulled, his pants rip free, and a built in stereo begins playing Macho Man as he gyrates.
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,948 Member Member Posts: 28,948 Member
    Smallest replica of Pandora's box.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 23,685 Member Member Posts: 23,685 Member
    His Polly Pocket toy.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A half pound of cheeto dust
  • susan5481susan5481 Member Posts: 64 Member Member Posts: 64 Member
    Black eyeliner
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,948 Member Member Posts: 28,948 Member
    The key to the mysterious door .
  • susan5481susan5481 Member Posts: 64 Member Member Posts: 64 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    The key to the mysterious door .

    😂
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 23,685 Member Member Posts: 23,685 Member
    A snow cone
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    I blob of homemade ranch dressing folded in a napkin in case the restaurant later doesn't have organic.
  • KelleyCakesKelleyCakes Member Posts: 6,614 Member Member Posts: 6,614 Member
    Peanut butter 😍
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A laminated lifetime pass to Big Bob's house of corndogs. Earned after one drunk session of downing 39 corn dogs in o e sitting. Hasn't been back, but thinks about it every day.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    A stray piece of white hair he claims to have kept from Betty White after a hot one night stand. It's actually from his cat.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A picture of Nicholas Cage from Con Air glued to the inside. She often turns her pockets inside out, strokes his long hair and sighs.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    A picture of Nicholas Cage from Con Air glued to the inside. She often turns her pockets inside out, strokes his long hair and sighs.

    And I'll let anyone else have a stroke and a sigh for three dollars
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A minature Pillsbury dough boy she made at home from, well...dough. she pokes his belly and says "who's got a moist widdle tummy? " Also doubles as a voodoo doll of her boyfriend when shes angry.
  • PiscesIntuitionPiscesIntuition Member Posts: 1,355 Member Member Posts: 1,355 Member
    Nothing because she’s wearing a beautiful yellow dress today!
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