We broke up because...

Wouldn't share his cookies

Didnt. 😙🤗

She was too fun and friendly; my cold, dead insides couldn't tolerate it

Shared her cake with the neighbour

after 4 years, he didn't want to get married, but he wanted to come up to my place of employment to "make himself known" to my male coworkers. I told him he can't do that so he said "you either allow me to come up there or we are done." so I told him "you can't seriously be this insecure" he then proceeded to call me everything under the sun and ended it with, "that's fine I've already found your replacement."
So yeah, 4 years down the drain. such a waste of my time.

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She's playing this game wrong or ... Was dating @NoHookUpZone for four years right under my nose 😮


That just proves that you're off to find better for you Dear One! 🤗

LOL it wasn't @NoHookUpZone lucky for me he's not on this app because "he doesn't need to improve anything about himself."

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

NoHookUpZone wrote: »

He didn't like pizza

She called me a HE! 😟

She was always bringing me Pizza that someone else made for her!

Wait what?! I completely missed this!
You gorgeous red heads are going to be the death of me

Being locked in her basement made me feel clausterphobic

She thought my love of pizza went a little too far

She returned to the future.