We broke up because...
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Wouldn't share his cookies0
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She ran away with the neighbour0
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Didnt. 😙🤗0
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He replaced me..with Gus0
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She was too fun and friendly; my cold, dead insides couldn't tolerate it0
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She kept sneaking off to the lake without me.0
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Shared her cake with the neighbour0
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He threw away his engineering Starfleet uniform0
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after 4 years, he didn't want to get married, but he wanted to come up to my place of employment to "make himself known" to my male coworkers. I told him he can't do that so he said "you either allow me to come up there or we are done." so I told him "you can't seriously be this insecure" he then proceeded to call me everything under the sun and ended it with, "that's fine I've already found your replacement."
So yeah, 4 years down the drain. such a waste of my time.3 -
She's playing this game wrong or ... Was dating @NoHookUpZone for four years right under my nose 😮
That just proves that you're off to find better for you Dear One! 🤗1 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She's playing this game wrong or ... Was dating @NoHookUpZone for four years right under my nose 😮
That just proves that you're off to find better for you Dear One! 🤗
LOL it wasn't @NoHookUpZone lucky for me he's not on this app because "he doesn't need to improve anything about himself."1 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She's playing this game wrong or ... Was dating @NoHookUpZone for four years right under my nose 😮
That just proves that you're off to find better for you Dear One! 🤗
No no I can share my @cynthiabickham
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »NoHookUpZone wrote: »He didn't like pizza
She called me a HE! 😟
She was always bringing me Pizza that someone else made for her!
Wait what?! I completely missed this!
You gorgeous red heads are going to be the death of me0 -
I wasn't a redhead1
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Being locked in her basement made me feel clausterphobic1
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Because she stole my pizza0
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She thought my love of pizza went a little too far
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Cheated on my with a slice of pizza0
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She returned to the future.0
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He sailed off into the sunset without me0
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