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Feel free to add me, y'all.

~ I'm 39, and working towards having shredded biceps, ripped abs and 38DD pecs. It's still a long way to go.
~ I hate cardio as much as you do
~ Humble-bragging posts about how much it hurts after leg day? Check.
~ brutally honest open-to-all food diary, including cans of coke for breakfast? Double-check.
~ Frank admissions of 'cheat days' involving 16+ beers and 3,000+ calories of grilled meat? No-one does it better.
~ I'm happily married so won't get creepy on you, even if you want me to
~ Want 'likes' for 39 calories burned while walking your dog? I'm your man
~ Encouraging comments about photos of vegan zero-carb avocado pizzas? I'm all over it
~ Sometimes feel like this is lonely and difficult? We all do - problem shared is a problem halved, and all that...

Would love some additional support. The more the merrier in my opinion. I have gotten super lax with actual tracking (trying to get back to it being a habit) . . . but I am in the gym 5-6 days a week slinging around the weights!

I am kind of a sarcastic *kitten* though . . . so if you shy away from swearing or teasing then I am probably not your girl

Anyone else . . . feel free! Please drop a line with it though

(Why do I always feel like I am writing a bio for a tinder profile??)