We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She has nothing but stuffed unicorns all over her house, it seemed like a mental issue so I ran.0
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He invited me to "Dinner" one night and it was a rouze to get me there to help him rearrange his furniture. When I refused to help, he shouted "Lift or go home!!!" needless to say...I went home. 😒0
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Cause she's so high
High above me
She's so lovely
She's so high
Like Cleopatra
Joan of Arc
or Aphrodite1 -
He only spoke in song lyrics, and it drove me CRAZY... craaazy.. crazy.. for you baby1
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She was Crazy for someone else!
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I used to love her but I had to kill her now she's five feet under and I can still hear her bitching at me0
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He was doing time in Sing Sing for attempted murder0
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She went fishing one day with a girl named Kelly and never came back. She was the one that got away!! 1
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She got away with all the funds in my bank account, and maxed out all my credit cards.0
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He was broke.0
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Although she lowered her standards dramatically, I was still unable to maintain her interest...0
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He refused to pay interest. We had so many bills in arrears0
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She didn't like my bagels.0
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He thought my fresh English muffins and boozy peach jam were trying too hard
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She was always trying to make me fat with her desserts0
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I couldn't keep up with her on the dancefloor0
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She's a Goose.
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Always taking my pizza0
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Didn't want to share the pizza0
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Wanted one of my ribs to make an Eve0
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