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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She didn't like waffles. :(
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,241 Member
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    She liked to make 'impossible waffles', and I couldn't stand the sight of blood running out when I cut them.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    They had no idea how to cook, everything was raw!
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    HE HATED when I took chicken cordon "bleu" to a whole new level!!! :D
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    I thought I was being followed, because she was seeing people behind my back.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    When you try your best but you don't succeed
    When you get what you want but not what you need
    When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
    Stuck in reverse....

    I tried but couldn't fix him
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She made like a leaf and split.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    He bought camouflage and I never saw him again
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She always complained that her glass was half empty and I told her it was half full.
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She said "my ex sounds like an owl"

    I said "who?"
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    he was obsessed with Hootie and the Blowfish
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
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    He wanted my pumpkin cinnamon rolls
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She's obsessed with pumpkin rolls.

    What kind of person doesn't share?
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    he liked pumpkin everything
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    It was past midnight and she turned back into a pumpkin
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    She took my James Franco doll out of the original packaging. Who does that?
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    he liked Burger King and not McDonalds. I just couldn't deal with that
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    I forgot her name.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He called me Betty, I called him Al and then he wasted a ton of money getting diamonds put on the soles of his shoes....sooooo weird
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She didn't like my diamond step. Or more specifically what it did to her hardwood floors.

    (Also AL is very close to my middle name xD)

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