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  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,964 Member
    A group of zebras is called a dazzle. ☺
  • MoKaaz
    MoKaaz Posts: 162 Member
    Why does your skin look scaly up close?
  • RunDesprate
    RunDesprate Posts: 63 Member
    Duh! Who keeps an open tab at the bar, but thanks for looking out. cixwfhzmigd5.jpeg
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It is entirely possible that the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, really is "42", and we all dismiss it as fiction because Douglas Adams accidentally made the most statistically unlikely joke of all time.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Your future self is cursing you for something stupid you're about to do.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,522 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

    I'd give your right arm to be ambidextrous as well
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.
  • RunDesprate
    RunDesprate Posts: 63 Member
    Ariana Grande my spirit animal? https://youtu.be/9SRxBTtspYM
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Only during a hurricane can you purchase a shovel, duck tape, rope and a tarp. Yet no one questions your motive.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If humans didn’t exist cats wouldn’t know what tuna tastes like.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The saddest part about metamorphosis is that there are no baby butterflies.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If buildings had googly eyes stuck to them, earthquakes may not be as terrifying.

    @Avocado_AS5
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.

    My oldest always steals the chopped up raw onions when I am cooking to munch on. Shes an odd duck though....
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited September 2019
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away... But an Onion a day keeps everybody away...

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