Random Thought For the Day

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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited September 2019
    It sounded wayyyy funnier in my head... :/
  • helow88
    helow88 Posts: 74 Member
    edited September 2019
    If a ghost can walk through a brick wall with no problem...then how could a person's soul be able to manipulate and hold up a solid human body at a whim?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The most amazing thing about the Postal Service is their ability to read everyone's handwriting.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    helow88 wrote: »
    If a ghost can walk through a brick wall with no problem...then how could a person's soul be able to manipulate and hold up a solid human body at a whim?

    Ghost magic.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's hard to let someone know that they're bad at taking criticism.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don’t, technically, you did
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    House arrest as a punishment doesn't work for introverts.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Not even with someone else’s lips.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People who voluntarily take parenting classes are not the people who need to take parenting classes.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You know a teacher is good when students from past years come back to visit.
  • geraldaltman
    geraldaltman Posts: 1,739 Member
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    I am one who would not mind a bit if destruction of cheese factories worldwide were to happen such is my absolute and lifelong distaste for any cheese related 😂 And no I am not lactose intolerant. I just hate the food, that's all!
  • geraldaltman
    geraldaltman Posts: 1,739 Member
    An oldie but goodie:
    "Why do we park on driveways yet drive on parkways? 🙄