We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    She didn't know I was allergic to flamingos
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He floated away in the Nile river never to be seen again.
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    He tried so hard
    And got so far
    But in the end
    It doesn't even matter
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I thought
    We've only just begun...to live
    White lace and promises
    A kiss for luck
    And he was on his way
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    It was due to her love of dance. Mainly the love of dancing on my heart.
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
    Wouldn't give me pizza
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    edited September 2019
    NoHookUpZone wrote: »
    Wouldn't give me pizza

    She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!

    So I guess that's two reasons. :lol:
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I said
    Do you really want to hurt me....do you really want me make me cry

    He said it's his culture...it's like a club....a culture club
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She wouldn’t give me tiiime.. toooooo realize my crime
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She couldn't carry a tune, not even in the shower. It was so bad she cracked the mirror.
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    NoHookUpZone wrote: »
    Wouldn't give me pizza

    She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!

    So I guess that's two reasons. :lol:

    Correction, I ate all the pizza!
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    liftorgohome wrote: »
    She couldn't carry a tune, not even in the shower. It was so bad she cracked the mirror.

    He made fun of my singing voice, even though I have the VOICE OF AN ANGEL 😇

  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her voice sounded like an Axle Rose song where he's running out of air.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Because he was a he.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    NoHookUpZone wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    NoHookUpZone wrote: »
    Wouldn't give me pizza

    She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!

    So I guess that's two reasons. :lol:

    Correction, I ate all the pizza!

    Ha, not all of it! I was holding out on you. 😁
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,186 Member
    We were dancing on the ceiling, until she got vertigo, and then blamed my white-dude dance moves.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    We did? First I knew of it.. :(
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,186 Member
    edited September 2019
    She claimed not to remember my dance moves, which are totally memorable because they're so bad. (Though, in retrospect, maybe she was being nice about the situation? LOL)
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    I would often speak in the 3rd person for each one of my 7 personalities...
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    I was going broke because each of his personalities wanted birthday presents.

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