Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    Super Pooper Scooper from over yonder
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Salamander wrangler
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    edited September 2019
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    Wet nurse reenactor.
    Literally paid to very publicly nurse a plastic baby for tourists in a dilapidated wooden fort while they learn about the plight of families who went west to pan for gold.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    Canadian Flag Folder
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Keeper of lost keys. One day he'll find the lock they fit in...it's unpaid but a labour of love
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    edited September 2019
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    Private Dancer
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Professional Grader for overachievers. He follows you around for a day assigning a letter grade to all of your activities.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Food tosser.. throws your unwanted leftovers in to the bin..
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Professional salad tosser
  • Mccloud74
    Mccloud74 Posts: 789 Member
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    Florist
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited September 2019
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    Professional snuggler and cheerer upper
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    Professionally answers surveys and a polls on breakfast foods in order to enter a drawing for gift cards to grocery stores.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    International man of mystery
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
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    Guidance counselor
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Fire dance performer. Dances with lit incense sticks at night in the subway for tips. Really wanted to use torches but after the third "genital heat incident"...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Rodent removal specialist. He's like the pied Piper
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Teaches bears to dance for circuses. Recently got reprimanded for teaching them them the Lambada, the forbidden dance.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Drug smuggler
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Rectal examiner at airports. May be minimum wage, but he feels it's important to love your job.

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