Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    mmultanen wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Absolutely NO tentacles!

    No tentacles is a deal breaker or having tentacles is a deal breaker?

    Asking for a friend.

    I guess it depends on how inebriated I am
  • mmultanen
    mmultanen Posts: 1,029 Member
    I'm drinking right now. Does that help?
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    mmultanen wrote: »
    I'm drinking right now. Does that help?

    It probably helps SOMETHING
  • mmultanen
    mmultanen Posts: 1,029 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    mmultanen wrote: »
    I'm drinking right now. Does that help?

    It probably helps SOMETHING

    Wine is usually one of the answers.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    When he tells me that his protein shake tastes just like a frosty

    If you hold your nose and gulp without breathing...it taste like a frosty.
  • Tugsandpull
    Tugsandpull Posts: 40 Member
    Ugly feet
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    If he won’t give me an honest opinion on my outfit, then later on I see I looked like a busted can of biscuits. He’s got to go.

    I maybe LOL'd at "busted can of biscuits" too hard. I hear it in my head in the worst twangy southern accent.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    If he won’t give me an honest opinion on my outfit, then later on I see I looked like a busted can of biscuits. He’s got to go.

    I find it utterly preposterous that you could ever look like a busted can of biscuits.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    If he won’t give me an honest opinion on my outfit, then later on I see I looked like a busted can of biscuits. He’s got to go.

    I maybe LOL'd at "busted can of biscuits" too hard. I hear it in my head in the worst twangy southern accent.

    Lol, I am Canadian but learned that from my southern assistant.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    If he won’t give me an honest opinion on my outfit, then later on I see I looked like a busted can of biscuits. He’s got to go.

    I find it utterly preposterous that you could ever look like a busted can of biscuits.

    I love you for thinking that, but there’s been so many times I’ve went out, and then my friends actually tell me the truth.

    Coincidence or not? All my exes are dead.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    If he won’t give me an honest opinion on my outfit, then later on I see I looked like a busted can of biscuits. He’s got to go.

    I find it utterly preposterous that you could ever look like a busted can of biscuits.

    I love you for thinking that, but there’s been so many times I’ve went out, and then my friends actually tell me the truth.

    Coincidence or not? All my exes are dead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NfKcuvO6VI
  • helow88
    helow88 Posts: 74 Member
    edited September 2019
    - Asking for money, loan, or to invest in his "idea".
    - Alcohol, smoking, drugs.
    - Abusive or manipulative behavior.
    - Cheating.
    - Hate.
    - Refuses to address problems in the
    relationship.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    a cheap tipper
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    If her brain is put into the body of a narwhal
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    If her brain is put into the body of a narwhal

    that sounds fierce
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    If her brain is put into the body of a narwhal

    Oh, but that would be so much fun!
  • JeffJensen2
    JeffJensen2 Posts: 7 Member
    edited September 2019
    Too serious/cant take a joke/no sense of humor
    overly sensitive about everything
    believes things they dont like should be banned/or things they do like should be mandatory
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    ✈️ in her bio

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