Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Super Pooper Scooper from over yonder

Wet nurse reenactor.
Literally paid to very publicly nurse a plastic baby for tourists in a dilapidated wooden fort while they learn about the plight of families who went west to pan for gold.

Keeper of lost keys. One day he'll find the lock they fit in...it's unpaid but a labour of love

Professional Grader for overachievers. He follows you around for a day assigning a letter grade to all of your activities.

Professional salad tosser

Professional snuggler and cheerer upper

International man of mystery

Fire dance performer. Dances with lit incense sticks at night in the subway for tips. Really wanted to use torches but after the third "genital heat incident"...

Teaches bears to dance for circuses. Recently got reprimanded for teaching them them the Lambada, the forbidden dance.

Rectal examiner at airports. May be minimum wage, but he feels it's important to love your job.