We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't know I was allergic to flamingos0
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He floated away in the Nile river never to be seen again.0
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He tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter0 -
I thought
We've only just begun...to live
White lace and promises
A kiss for luck
And he was on his way0 -
It was due to her love of dance. Mainly the love of dancing on my heart.0
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Wouldn't give me pizza0
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NoHookUpZone wrote: »Wouldn't give me pizza
She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!
So I guess that's two reasons.0 -
I said
Do you really want to hurt me....do you really want me make me cry
He said it's his culture...it's like a club....a culture club0 -
She wouldn’t give me tiiime.. toooooo realize my crime0
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She couldn't carry a tune, not even in the shower. It was so bad she cracked the mirror.0
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NoHookUpZone wrote: »Wouldn't give me pizza
She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!
So I guess that's two reasons.
Correction, I ate all the pizza!0 -
liftorgohome wrote: »She couldn't carry a tune, not even in the shower. It was so bad she cracked the mirror.
He made fun of my singing voice, even though I have the VOICE OF AN ANGEL 😇
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Her voice sounded like an Axle Rose song where he's running out of air.0
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Because he was a he.0
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NoHookUpZone wrote: »NoHookUpZone wrote: »Wouldn't give me pizza
She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!
So I guess that's two reasons.
Correction, I ate all the pizza!
Ha, not all of it! I was holding out on you. 😁0 -
We were dancing on the ceiling, until she got vertigo, and then blamed my white-dude dance moves.0
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We did? First I knew of it..0
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She claimed not to remember my dance moves, which are totally memorable because they're so bad. (Though, in retrospect, maybe she was being nice about the situation? LOL)0
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I would often speak in the 3rd person for each one of my 7 personalities...0
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I was going broke because each of his personalities wanted birthday presents.0
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