The Mildly Passive-Aggressive Mid-life/Existential Crisis Terrible Poetry Thread
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I eat lots of fiber
So I can go poo!
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This thread is not for you
Your poetry is good
Read the title: Bla bla bla
..... Terrible Poetry Thread
Sorry, too aggressive
Not enough passive
My bad poetry can stay
Your excellence must away3 -
Time to push popcorn
Remind them why they need it
What fresh hell is this
What have I wrought now?
Products no one needs nor wants
Why did I sign up
Pop, poppity, pop
Pop1 -
Picture on a screen
Your pixels are so pristine
Image like a dream
Damage has been done
Supernatural feeling
On the floor, reeling
Render yourself to me
Waiting for data from clouds
Entry point willing
Multiverse access
Can no longer digress here
Give yourself to me
See you look at me
Pretend it's reality
Madness, imagine
Render yourself to me
To me, picture on a screen
Curse the sky above3 -
My Dog Barks..... Some
In Your Mind, You Picture
My Dog
You Might Even
Picture
Toto
From The Wizard of Oz
*with apologies to David Lynch1 -
Time marching onward
Will I always feel this way?
Useless and confused
Life ebbing from me
Alone, always outsider
No worth now, undone
Stuck always second
Third, fourth or fifth on ladder
Left behind again3 -
No one posts in here
Alone again, naturally
Where you be, y'all?1 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »No one posts in here
Alone again, naturally
Where you be, y'all?
I like to let my angst build. Like jenga3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »No one posts in here
Alone again, naturally
Where you be, y'all?
I like to let my angst build. Like jenga
And as you can tell, I just put out word vomit. :laugh:0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »No one posts in here
Alone again, naturally
Where you be, y'all?
I am here
alone like you,
I suck at poetry...I don't get it, I just try to rhyme and make sense
but I'll try for you!
(random thought alert...can you put punctuation in the middle of a poem? @your_future_ex_wife)
(public) shame...no fear!
"I'm just new"
I like to go off on a tangent, spewing my thoughts, hence
here I am too!
Ya, I used to get my bestie to write poems for me for English class in high school, we'd trade, I'd do her art, she'd do my english and math homework
Ha! edit 'cause improving all the time
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Top hat and tails
You only die once
Unless you are zombi
Or perhaps Vampiric
Sooookkkkiiieeee1 -
Ears perked, sound befalls
Crinkly bag opened, a treat!
Trip human for some morsels
Nom, nom0 -
Puts fish heads in your car
Cat p00p in your shoes
Revenge is sweet
But doesn't smell so good2 -
Tiny slinky predator
Stalk your prey across my floor
Pounce, then nap, sleep some more.0 -
I like caffeine
It is my favorite bean
but don't make a scene
when it makes your insides clean.
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I should like to die
Under a pile of books
Fulfillment from fantasies
But not these books here
They do not belong to me
Husband, you're a hoarder
Just admit it, dammit.1 -
I just ate a sandwich
that was my plan which1 -
Don't whine
do wine
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You strut and pose like a proud peacock,
Time and effort for a body sculpted,
Preened and presented, abs like rock
Better than Joe Public with fat erupted,
Looking for that dream partner with looks to die for,
A life time mate that you think will stick,
Though you will always love yourself more
Because basically you are still a p r i c k.3 -
Did I know about this terrible poetry thread? I feel like I must have, but I've forgotten about it which is a shame because I feel like this is my sandbox
Falling into my own fire
Inhaling my own smoke
Killing myself
with my refusal
to let go of a dream
I'll never know
who I could have been4
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