Are you a mess? Post here

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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I've spread butter with a spoon because all my knives were dirty.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
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    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.

    Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.

    Now you’re just missing a wiener.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.

    Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.

    Now you’re just missing a wiener.

    Rev provided said wiener.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I always have 1 boot on my porch.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I’ve just eaten the discarded pizza crusts of others so as not to have to get my own plate
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I used to think the trees were screaming and only recently found out they were cicadas.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    That counts?
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    That counts?

    I think so, don't you?
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    That counts?

    I think so, don't you?

    oh *kitten*! i’m a *kitten* mess!
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    edited September 2019
    You can polish a piece of rock to a high sheen and people will think it is a great material for their kitchen counter tops. They like the color, they like the thickness, they like that it matches the tile on the backsplash. None of that means that its strong enough to resist cracking when you drop your cast iron frying pan on it.

    Sometimes that's how I feel.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I'm a huge mess. @GymGoddessGoals is a witness of my mess quite frequently. I went to get a haircut a few months back and the hair dresser asked me "How do you do it? 4 kids and you look so put together"

    "I use tape " is what I told her. She laughed and laughed but that's exactly how it feels like. I'm just taping the pieces as I go on with my day. That tape comes undone often and then lots & lots of beer is consumed.

    And sometimes superglue...right?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2019
    I lost all my shirts so now I always wear my jacket, even in summer time.

    Edit to add: that happened years ago.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    my kids haven't worn matching socks in fifteen years
  • Glazed_and_Confused
    Glazed_and_Confused Posts: 1,307 Member
    I own a pair of Crocs
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When I was a kid my friend at camp, who he said his dad's a vet, told me the best way to bond with my cat was to use my hands to clean the litter box. I still don't own a scooper.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Nobody in my house ever knows exactly who I'm talking to. I will look at one person, and out will come the name of every child and/or pet we have, but never usually the name of the person I'm actually talking to.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Also I can only go to sleep if my cat is wearing his cat hat I made him.

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