We broke up because...
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She didn't like waffles.
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She liked to make 'impossible waffles', and I couldn't stand the sight of blood running out when I cut them.0
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They had no idea how to cook, everything was raw!0
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HE HATED when I took chicken cordon "bleu" to a whole new level!!!
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I thought I was being followed, because she was seeing people behind my back.0
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When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse....
I tried but couldn't fix him0 -
She made like a leaf and split.0
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He bought camouflage and I never saw him again0
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She always complained that her glass was half empty and I told her it was half full.0
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She said "my ex sounds like an owl"
I said "who?"0 -
he was obsessed with Hootie and the Blowfish0
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He wanted my pumpkin cinnamon rolls0
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She's obsessed with pumpkin rolls.
What kind of person doesn't share?0 -
he liked pumpkin everything0
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It was past midnight and she turned back into a pumpkin0
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She took my James Franco doll out of the original packaging. Who does that?0
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he liked Burger King and not McDonalds. I just couldn't deal with that0
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I forgot her name.0
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He called me Betty, I called him Al and then he wasted a ton of money getting diamonds put on the soles of his shoes....sooooo weird0
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She didn't like my diamond step. Or more specifically what it did to her hardwood floors.
(Also AL is very close to my middle name xD)0
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