Fake Quotes and the people who never said them

pizzamyheart
pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
edited September 2019 in Chit-Chat
So much information to be had out there on the internet. Not all of it is accurate, but hey, if it works, or if it sounds good...it must be legit. So, here is the place to immortalize all those wonderful quotes that famous people, mfp members, historical figures, etc. never actually said! Have fun.

For example: Abe Lincoln once said ..."The essence of man can be measured in the height of his hat, YO."
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    So much information to be had out there on the internet. Not all of it is accurate, but hey, if it works, or if it sounds good...it must be legit. So, here is the place to immortalize all those wonderful quotes that famous people, mfp members, historical figures, etc. never actually said! Have fun.

    For example: Abe Lincoln once said ..."The essence of man can be measured in the height of his hat, YO."

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