We broke up because...

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he wondered who wrote the book of love and decided to not leave the library until he figured it out. Sadly he couldn't read
    halflingpie wrote: »
    She didn't like my diamond step. Or more specifically what it did to her hardwood floors.

    (Also AL is very close to my middle name xD)

    Al is what most people in real life call me!!!!! :#
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    She played it so cool, obeying every rule
    Deep way down in her heart
    She was burning, yearning for the some-somebody to tell her
    That life ain't passing her by
    I tried to tell her
    It will if she doesn't even try
    She'll get by if she'd only cut loose

    Footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
    Told me to stop shopping
  • ctmoore1982
    ctmoore1982 Posts: 586 Member
    Because she was parked in a no hook up zone...
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    Because as Captain he had to go down with the boat.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He sunk my battleship
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Turns out he’s a pirate only interested in my booty
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    She didn't get that I only tried to bury her because I treasure her.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    The heart in his chest belonged to another.
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    He kept trying to get me to walk his plank.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
    She couldn't find my plank with both hands and a torch
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He would only listen to the Eagles!!! Like they're ok...
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She was only talking about flying here and there it was so annoying. Like I'm not the World's Richest man.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He gave up on Jekyll and went full Hyde
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
    Took hide and seek waaayyyy too seriously
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Said my aural jokes were banal.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He’s gross 😂
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    She liked snakes toooo much.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    She wasn't as adept at precious metal detecting as her personal had said
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    She frequently asked me to shave and carried a lint roller in a holster.

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