We broke up because...
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Butter was his one true love0
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Always Buttering me up1
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He was usually greasy all the time.1
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She chose the dog over me (can’t say I blame her! 😍)1
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SHE BLAMED ME!!!
for KellyCakes Not LOVING her as much as the doggie0 -
She wouldn't let me get a dog. She said they destroy relationships.0
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Been trying to disowned her.. but she keeps coming back and asking for bigger allowance everytime she returns. 😬0
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Tried to give me an "allowance" 🤨0
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She said she wanted it all.. all the money, possessions .. left me with nothing0
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She didn't have anything to give me.0
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Gold digger0
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She didn't want to be my sugar mamma0
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I was on a sugar-free diet1
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She took away all my sugar0
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She was sweet & sour but only shared the sour with me 😟0
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She only paid me in change and it made me dance funny.0
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I did not lift so he sent me home.0
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She didn't make me cakes0
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She always stole my change and made me go dancing on street corners for more. AHHH the Humidity!!0
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I found out she couldn't actually fish0
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