If the poster above were a door-to-door salesman, what would they sell?

Slightly used chapstick

Paintings he's made. He's not an artist but his stick figures are amazing

Hockey pucks

Apples he hand picked from an orchard and dipped in caramel.

Rubies

Vaccinations

Cakes

Lawn ornaments

Cupcakes

Mailbox Spit Shinings