We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    oh noooo!!! :/ im sorry that stinks
  • G7en78
    G7en78 Posts: 53 Member
    PopRox90 wrote: »
    whats wrong with salt and pepper....??
    heyjude0225 wrote: »
    G7en78 wrote: »
    I wouldn't shave the salt and pepper beard off

    NEVER shave the beard off.... my *kitten* barber got ahold of mine and I am still pissed

    @PopRox90 ahh so you approve ))

    @heyjude0225 I'd have slit his throat o:) well maybe thats a bit extreame !
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
    Her eyes were so mesmerizing, I could never break away and never got anything accomplished
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He wouldn't move for love :(
  • timleederrn
    timleederrn Posts: 212 Member
    Did not know she really loved me
  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
    G7en78 wrote: »
    PopRox90 wrote: »
    whats wrong with salt and pepper....??
    heyjude0225 wrote: »
    G7en78 wrote: »
    I wouldn't shave the salt and pepper beard off

    NEVER shave the beard off.... my *kitten* barber got ahold of mine and I am still pissed

    @PopRox90 ahh so you approve ))

    @heyjude0225 I'd have slit his throat o:) well maybe thats a bit extreame !

    He just took it too short, it will be back in a week or two and he wont be touching it again. Sadly he is one hell of a barber so I couldn't slit his throat.

    @4bugsmama she didnt like the way I smelled
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    he got mad cause i all i wanted to do was play and cuddle his dog
  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
    PopRox90 wrote: »
    he got mad cause i all i wanted to do was play and cuddle his dog

    She freaked me out playing and cuddling with an urn :o
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She caught me using her chokers on the dog
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Psychotic.. freaked out all the time
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I'm still confused why we broke up we had just won the lottery and decided to split it just in case one of us died!
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
    He thought winning $68 was a big win and I like it bigger
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    “I like it bigger” is what she said in the bedroom too.
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
    I wanted a bigger bed but he totally misunderstood what I was saying
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    I got back one day earlier from my work trip and found out why she wanted a bigger bed
  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
    I was found testing out that bigger bed
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
    He always took the blankets at night so I was always cold. I hate being cold
  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
    She bought blankets that were way smaller than the bed
  • PruneJuice2point0
    PruneJuice2point0 Posts: 305 Member
    Those cold feet was too much!!
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
    He didn't like me rubbing my cold feet on his legs. How else was I gonna warm them up?

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