We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    I also didn't like those cold feets
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
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    Don’t like feet either lol ...

    Uhh he wouldn’t let me eat cereal in bed
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She went on a couple’s massage with my business partner
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He left me behind and ran off to Germany with his tennis coach
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Couldn't really tell ya .. she just left .
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,241 Member
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    We just went our separate ways: I took a right turn, and she left.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Couldn't tell the difference between a man and a woman.. 😂
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He said I was the wrong sex :/
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Always get me confused with somebody else
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Called me Fred, my name is Jo.. I knew he'd been cheating :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    She always yell at me to call her Fred .🤷‍♂️
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    Would never let me call him Fredia
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
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    didnt like that i like to eat in bed
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She thought coffee was superior to hot apple cider.
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,241 Member
    edited October 2019
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    She drank decaf coffee. Oh the Horror! :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He loved coffee more than me
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
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    She thought everything was a competition
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She liked participating in Wet Tshirt Contests and I got jealous
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
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    mattig89ch wrote: »
    She thought coffee was superior to hot apple cider.

    I sure do :)
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,875 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    She liked participating in Wet Tshirt Contests and I got jealous

    He didn't realize I participated in the contests to make rent

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