We broke up because...

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  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
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    I didnt get to go, so it had to end
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    I sustained neck injuries just from looking up at him
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
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    She rejected my famous neck massage
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    I’d clearly gone insane
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,362 Member
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    i broke her...woopsie!
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
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    Would never happen
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
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    Caught the minion breaking her
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    I caught him breaking into my neighbors house
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    edited October 2019
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    she always bragged about how she won the cutest baby award in her kindergarten and that i am lucky to be with her
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He doesn't get how lucky he is to be with me!! 😏

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    happimess01 wrote: »
    she always bragged about how she won the cutest baby award in her kindergarten and that i am lucky to be with her

  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    The DNA test showed we were brother and sister!
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    He kept saying hike hike
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    Blue 42 meant something way different to him
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
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    She didnt approve my insurance fraud....I mean claim 😳 lol
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    edited October 2019
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    He thought because I am a female I wouldn’t know what a fuel trail looked like...
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    as her bday gift, she wanted me to get a Brazilian wax wtf!
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    edited October 2019
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    He didn't want to get a couples spa day... massages, pedicures, manicured and a Brazilian waxes. 🤷‍♀️ Just wanted to be pampered together.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    after our dates, i would end up sitting on ice packs all day :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She didn’t think I was hairy enough and demanded I not wax, shave, or pluck!
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
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    After 3 years she revealed she was a sloth! 😓

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