Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
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Me: 'That bird nearly flew into us."
Dad: ' It was a crows encounter of the bird kind.'1 -
my wife told me "don't get upset if someone calles you fat"
"you're much bigger then that"3 -
Did you hear about that circus fire?...
It was in tents.
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A Proton walks into a bar.
He ask the bar tender “how much for a drink?”
The bar tender replies “for you, no charge” 😉2 -
hannahland18 wrote: »A Proton walks into a bar.
He ask the bar tender “how much for a drink?”
The bar tender replies “for you, no charge” 😉
You have me. Though maybe a neutron?6 -
My wife caught me cross dressing and told me it was over.
So i packed up all of her clothes and left5 -
Why did the peanut have a black eye?
He was a salted peanut......5 -
^ took me a while to get that one.
I went to the zoo recently. It was rubbish - it only had one animal, a small dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.5 -
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing,
he just let out a little w(h)ine.
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where are all the "dad Jokes" stored......
A dadabase5 -
i read a long article about japenese sword fighters.....
....if you want i can samurais it for you??3 -
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!3
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OK, I wanna play!
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.6 -
My boss told me as a security guard it's my job to watch the office....
I'm on season 6 so far.....6 -
But some shoes from a drug dealer - not sure what they were laced with but I was tripping all day7
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I love this thread. ❤️
My dad’s memory faded but to the end he was telling these.
We called them Wally jokes.
Dad was Wally.4 -
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My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"And I told him, "No it doesn't!"6
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What does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt quack5
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