We broke up because...

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He was always dressing up like Big Bird even though I told him I preferred Cookie Monster.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she wanted to put a CCTV camera in our bedroom so she can show and discuss it with her therapist
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,508 Member
    I was a psychotherapist and she would tell everyone I was psycho-the-rapist
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    Although we were dating, he kept charging me for my sessions....
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    She bought me the cheapest grooming products and clothes so she could always be the hot one in the relationship
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    he refused to acknowledge that I was the hot one in the relationship...
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    edited October 2019
    get me that 200 dollar haircut and we’ll find out lol
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    He burned Down my SheShed....again
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He wanted us to move into his SheShed which was actually just a Dog House!
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    He kept asking for a Sheshesher She Shed.... And insisted on calling me Cheryl.
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    Cheryl dosnt like my Sheshed
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He was too into his work, selling seashells from his sheshed by the seashore
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She was always making fun of my lisp by making me say "S" words repeatedly.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I laughed when she said "silly sausage" I'm sorry .. come back.
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    Actually super small silly skinny sausage
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she was only dating me to use me as a character in her upcoming book
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He wouldn’t put on the zebra costume and pose for the illustrations in my book,
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She came home with stripes transfer under her clothing 🦓
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    She kept wanting to spank me to give me red stripes.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She Didn't like Spankings! 🥴