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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Gives noogies to school bullies. Will do wedgies, but that costs extra.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
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    eatable underwear test person
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Ruthless halloween costume consultant. Will critique your current choice. Has been known to make kids and grown adults cry. As a side note, he has a bit of an agenda. He is fascinated with Alf. He regularly makes the costume wearer cry, then throws out an "You should just be Alf this year" in an attempt to re-popularize his idol.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Spank bank manager
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    They do not work they marry and Murder to collect Life Insurance!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited October 2019
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    Potato picker. As seen in his avatar pic.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    he is a doctor specializing in treating brain freeze
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Discount Cryogenist. Uses slurpees to give you the brain freeze, instead of all that expensive nitrogen.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He takes the loose bananas and carefully glues them all back on a stem so they look natural!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Writes poetry about poodles and sells them in a lovely, hand embroidered frame that he makes himself.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Shoe shiner
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Shells nuts for a candy company. The way she cracks them open is said to make grown men faint.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube person impersonator.
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
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    done the weigh in's for the goat testicles before they remove 'em
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Blues Artist
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Big Red gum personified.
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Banjo Player
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Mango picker
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Owl exterminator
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He makes YouTube videos for Minecraft!

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