We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    The neat freak part didn't bother me but the crying all the time was a deal breaker.. I bought cornflakes once and she cried because a flake looked like her childhood dog Rover.. 😕
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    edited October 2019
    She would scream “Oh Mr. T” every time she finished. It was disconcerting.
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    He deadlift more than I did....
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,508 Member
    She dressed up as a sexy cop and said I was under arrest for being too good in bed. 20 minutes later the charges were dropped and so was I.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    2 letters E.D :(
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    She had “Freebird” on a constant loop.... after hearing the song 572 times in a row I decided enough was enough!
  • Essenzookzee
    Essenzookzee Posts: 3,002 Member
    Yeah well one last time with Muskrat Love and i was gone.
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    he had a REALLY big rat trap
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She said I looked to old for her!
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
    He was always worried about his age and what people thought
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    She chose Skippy.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He had a hate for Roos, I had a pet one named Skippy
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    I thought her kangaroo was chupacabra.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Paranoid delusional.. 🤪
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Didn't see the beauty in things that were there or not. . . wouldn't call me by my real name, Scaramanga.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    I found out he used to be a Russian mail order groom before we met
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    I found out he was ordering Russian Mail Order Grooms
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member

    Я просто хотел жить американской мечтой
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    he got fired from his job for hanging around the lactation room all day
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He was a mess