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  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    KimO7471 wrote: »
    She told me I couldn't have a bite of her burger

    It was MY burger

    But it looked so good.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She wanted a bite of a bigJuicy1234 burger!
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    I don't eat meat 🤣😂😅
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    After years of getting to know her and understand everything about her she feed me dinner without any meat!
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    he paid such little attention to the things I did that he didn't even recognize the tofurkey for Thanksgiving.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She never let me drive!
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    he didn't have a license!! I always had to drive!
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    She got tired of being my designated driver
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    She didn't want to try the vacuum table
    bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

    I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂

    I don’t know what either of these mean 😭 I’m so curious but have a feeling I don’t want this in my search history
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    I looked at her search history and she was always looking up blue Waffle!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    theresa120 wrote: »
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    She didn't want to try the vacuum table
    bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

    I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂

    I don’t know what either of these mean 😭 I’m so curious but have a feeling I don’t want this in my search history

    Don't look :#

    Her heart belonged to a guy.. literally, he put her heart in a glass jar
  • itskase
    itskase Posts: 49 Member
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    we realized we loved our pets more than eachother
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    She liked the left side of the bed...it's mine!
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    she wanted me to get her name tattooed on my chest saying Property of Kim
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    He wanted me to wear a dog leash to.let everyone know I was his
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    She wanted us to join the carnival
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    He wanted to pee on me
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She was only interested in baby showers
  • KimO7471
    KimO7471 Posts: 957 Member
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    He never took a shower unless it was a blood moon
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    I took her home to meet my family, my wife was furious

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