We broke up because...

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

KimO7471 wrote: »

She told me I couldn't have a bite of her burger

It was MY burger

But it looked so good.

I don't eat meat 🤣😂😅

he paid such little attention to the things I did that he didn't even recognize the tofurkey for Thanksgiving.

he didn't have a license!! I always had to drive!

Minion_training_program wrote: »

She didn't want to try the vacuum table

bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂

I don’t know what either of these mean 😭 I’m so curious but have a feeling I don’t want this in my search history

theresa120 wrote: »

Minion_training_program wrote: »

She didn't want to try the vacuum table

bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂

I don’t know what either of these mean 😭 I’m so curious but have a feeling I don’t want this in my search history

Don't look

Her heart belonged to a guy.. literally, he put her heart in a glass jar

She liked the left side of the bed...it's mine!

He wanted me to wear a dog leash to.let everyone know I was his

He wanted to pee on me

He never took a shower unless it was a blood moon