We broke up because...
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had a metal hip and i would wake up everyday to find new bruise marks all over me0
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Refused to take me to see the beautiful view in his profile picture.0
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We are no longer friends because she ate the last donut. Damn you donut eating fiend!!!0
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Got mad because I never bought donuts.0
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He had the mind of a monster.. I was afraid to sleep, I slept with both eyes open
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She wouldn't turn the heat on in the basement that I was locked in0
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Wouldn't share the damn juice!0
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Always rubbing my nose in how juicy and luscious his ex was 😩1
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Never explained how many times you could reply to "We broke up because..." in a row1
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She wanted breakfast for dinner0
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Wouldn't let me have pancakes for dinner
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I served her pancakes in morning....big mistake0
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Rubber table...snm0
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After his ex Gus nobody could measure up
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Raych's heart belong to another
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She wasn't flexible enough0
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he was too flexible0
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She liked her dog more than me0
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