We broke up because...
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She didn't like the foot long dogs.0
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He only had the small.hot dogs1
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She wasn't flexible enough0
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He was so flexible I started wondering0
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She wouldn't wear her ankles as ear rings. I mean come on, try it out.0
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He would wear his ankles as earrings0
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She couldn't do a split, sent my imagination right out the window.0
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he could only get aroused when Amazon Alexa was talking in the room1
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He had something against people watching0
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he referred to installing hidden cameras in public bathrooms as people watching2
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He thought he was a celebrity and was paranoid everyone was filming him.0
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Every week, She would get her hand stuck in the Pringle’s can0
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He wrote the day of the week on his underwear. Today is Tuesday and he was wearing Saturdays. 🤮0
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he told me i cant eat taco bell anymore...;(0
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She left in the middle of our honeymoon to conduct a Brazilian wax workshop in Miami0
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He was stinky 🤭😁0
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she would never cuddle with me ;(0
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Her fanclub grew too large, I got lost in the crowd 😢0
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She got lost, she was supposed to be home at 5pm, that was 2 years and 3 months ago
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