We broke up because...
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My Half Marathon time was not as fast as his.... I could not keep up
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She was always falling behind0
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He only wanted to date virgins and called himself the devirginizer0
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She smiles to much0
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She never took off the Elmo costume1
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I wanted to see DC series, while she wanted to watch Endgame0
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Took the minion role to seriously1
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Make me tickle her constantly0
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He refused to be touched0
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She had a foot fetish 🤢0
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He couldn’t stop flexing them guns0
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She didn't like that I always carry a gun...0
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He wouldn't share the bacon.0
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He was caught making out with a fish
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He had a tattoo of 2 pigs doing it with the words"Makin bacon"1
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