We broke up because...

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,357 Member
    bigjuicy1234 wrote: »
    He had a tattoo of 2 pigs doing it with the words"Makin bacon"

    lmao, i would find that so funny

    And for you... well, we didn't i could never break up with you buddy
  • bshave1981
    bshave1981 Posts: 4 Member
    She didn't like that I always fell asleep on bonsai trees.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    He spent all our fortune bidding on Pamela Anderson’s first breast implants
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    He wanted "water pillows" for our bed.... I was only being thoughtful! He was so inconsiderate.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    She invited my guy friends to go lingerie shopping with her
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    He didn't want to hold my bags when were out shopping.
  • Hotspur11
    Hotspur11 Posts: 2,656 Member
    In the words of the Eagles "we never broke up, we just took a 14 year vacation".......alone
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    His heart belonged to Kelley and Mary and Alice and Tammy and Chloe and Debbie.
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    edited November 2019
    She insists to have boots in bed...
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    He said i just couldn’t make a good drink to save my life
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,357 Member
    I always made her drag my bowlingballs up the hiking trail, just so i could roll them down again
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    Cause he told me if i didn’t strike once he would break up with me.... well
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,357 Member
    PopRox90 wrote: »
    Cause he told me if i didn’t strike once he would break up with me.... well

    Like we always say, if you can't strike me, spare me
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    PopRox90 wrote: »
    Cause he told me if i didn’t strike once he would break up with me.... well

    Like we always say, if you can't strike me, spare me

    😂😩
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    Horrible mood swings... laughing one minute then crying the next
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,520 Member
    Apparently it was a different kind of swing that she wanted!
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    He became irate when the Roomba ate the wrist restraints hanging below the mattress.
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    I got mad bc he wouldn’t let me join... rather have goose down than the real thing 🤦🏻‍♀️

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