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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,362 Member
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    She tried to lock me up when i needed to work
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She wasnt ok with me carrying our first born like this

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  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
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    Hilarious! 😂
    happimess01 wrote: »
    She wasnt ok with me carrying our first born like this

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    He forgot they were twins! 👶🏼👶🏼
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She didnt like me using permanent markers to identify the twins
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Spent to much time at the store looking for permanent markers
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    She didnt like me using permanent markers to identify the twins

    I had a friend do this... she put a sharpie dot on one heel. 🤣🤣🤣
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Beka3695 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    She didnt like me using permanent markers to identify the twins

    I had a friend do this... she put a sharpie dot on one heel. 🤣🤣🤣

    lmao! so funny 🤣🤣
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    We broke up bc when I would ring the need another drink bell 🔔 I wasn’t served fast enough 🙄
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Way too needy
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    He liked to wallow in the mud
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    she brought her Cpap machine on our honeymoon and wore it every night
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He brought his parents to our honeymoon and they sat in the room and supervised the entire night. It was really embarassing when they started giving him pointers.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Screams like a banshee and wakes the whole neighborhood in the middle of the night
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    she got drunk and threw up on me on my b’day
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    He cried at the end of every episode of Scooby Doo
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    Didn't appreciate the struggles of a good doggo in modern society with them meddlin' kids
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Caught them throwing candy at meddlin kids but forgave them bc they love doggo
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    All he wanted to eat was scooby snacks. What kind of diet is that?
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
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    He always through away the Scooby snacks I bought. 😐

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