Two Sentence Scary Stories

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  • Hollis100
    Hollis100 Posts: 1,408 Member
    edited December 2019
    I went on a hundred job interviews, but only one employer was interested. "Welcome to Walmart," the interviewer said.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    Similar to above

    Met and ate dinner at an Irish GF's parents house . Her mother made pasta but used ketchup for sauce 🙄
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    😵🙈🙄...whhhhhhhy????!!🤷..😂😂😂😂
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Last day of school vacation finally arrived. Forecast says snow storm coming and....school closing predicted😱😫
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Christmas is 24 days way. I have no gifts.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    edited December 2019
    Yes I know the chlorine in the pool wears through your suit quickly. But I think this suit is good for one more time.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    Yes I have lost weight. Yes I know most bathing suits get bigger when they get wet.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    Newbie: I wonder why all these women wear t-shirts over their swimsuits. Wow, your suit sure moves around a lot when you do all this jumping around!
  • jacktherower
    jacktherower Posts: 292 Member
    I befriended this cute married gal on MFP. We headed over to kik but then her husband found my “pics” in their icloud and she disappeared forever.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    In the 6 months since he died, I dream every night that he comes to me. Now I'm pregnant, though I've never touched anyone else...

    There is a Spanish movie with a similar plotline. I gotta watch it again now
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Dinner was ready and the dog was missing. The steak tasted kind of off.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    I saw a stranger enter my house. I had lost my voice the night before and couldn’t tell for help.
  • TarryTaffy
    TarryTaffy Posts: 883 Member
    Your test results are in. The dr would like to see you face to face, today.
  • alteredsteve175
    alteredsteve175 Posts: 2,716 Member
    Can you fix this for me?

    Yes, but you have to tell me how you broke it.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    She invited me in to show me her alpaca. Turns out I misheard and she actually meant ‘alopecia’.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    alteredsteve175 wrote: »
    Can you fix this for me?

    Yes, but you have to tell me how you broke it.

    This terrifies me lmao


    Boss calls me to his office. I heard you were going to quit.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    "There you are," she whispers in my ear as I writhe and scream beneath her touch. Even solitary confinement can't keep her from revenge.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    There was no love in her heart...no kindness, no forgiveness that he'd found. He sighed, wiped the scalpel, and decided to keep looking.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    The chase had been thrilling, but the capture left him with a deep and unshakable feeling of emptiness. There was nothing left to hunt.
  • TarryTaffy
    TarryTaffy Posts: 883 Member
    He just ate the last bag of chips on the planet.
    Oh, & they stopped making your favorite lipstick.

    <shudder... the horror>

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