You walk into a bar...

Reckoner68
Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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There is a mysterious elf sitting in the corner. The bartender is cleaning glasses with his apron and his spit.

The darkness is ominous.

The ale is more ominous.

There is a wizard hat and robe sitting on a table.

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I'm definitely putting on the wizard hat and robe.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    The doll had a weird smile as the she stole the wizard hat and roll little did she know that the wizard had peed on it earlier was letting it dry out. She smiled wickedly and left
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    On her way out, she ran into a doctor who was wizard’s close friend. The wizard had been suffering from incontinence past few months and had asked the doctor to meet him in the bar.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Rushed in the bar..Dressed as a dragon slayer ready for battle.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    edited January 2020
    Using their own stick as a weapon they rushed out exposing it to the world. The world trembled with fear.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    There are seven dwarves here. They are drinking ominous ale and discussing how to get rid of "unwanted tenants."

    A wolf howls in the distance.

    What do you do
  • Get_Back_To_Feeling_Good
    Get_Back_To_Feeling_Good Posts: 497 Member
    Go back to the bar to show the doctor how much is in my pants this time.

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