We broke up because...
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We must’ve lost our minds! Take me back baby!! 🤗😘1
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Would never happen0
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@bigjuicy1234 broke the thread.... So we broke up0
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Breaks up for any little reason0
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She would'nt tie my boots for me0
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Might have been those thigh high boots he likes to wear 🤐1
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She was always the center of attention because she was more fabulous than me. I couldn't handle being left out0
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She wanted me to take her last name and be forever known as Mr. fingerbottom0
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It was better than Mr Assclownhappimess01 wrote: »She wanted me to take her last name and be forever known as Mr. fingerbottom
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Bcuz of that^, no one took our wedding card seriously and we didnt have any guests at the wedding. We had to call it off0
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Well when you get an invitation like this ^^^^
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She wouldn’t watch Star Trek with me0
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He only watched The New Generation! Phfttt... Only Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock & Scotty are worthy of my time, the heck with the rest of them wanna be Trekkies! 🔺0
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It was better than Mr Assclownhappimess01 wrote: »She wanted me to take her last name and be forever known as Mr. fingerbottom
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He only watched The New Generation! Phfttt... Only Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock & Scotty are worthy of my time, the heck with the rest of them wanna be Trekkies! 🔺
Too Trekky for my taste she had to go. 🖖🏾0 -
mommabear4315 wrote: »
It was better than Mr Assclownhappimess01 wrote: »She wanted me to take her last name and be forever known as Mr. fingerbottom
Did not like how I made my coffee.
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She wouldn't take my name as her own0
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She loved beards, no matter how hard I tried I couldn't grow one for her1
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She said she loved beards, but she kept trying to light mine on fire. She misinterpreted my favorite song maybe???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoX6AKuYWL8 0 -
He stopped walking shirtless around the house0
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