We broke up because...
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She kept calling herself a cougar.. and therefore I was her cub.. it just felt wrong0
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He was always calling me Old! 😞😢0
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She didn't like that I decided to go grey.0
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she was going grey but still had no interest in 50 shades of grey0
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Was looking for a 51st shade apparently0
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His heart belonged to another0
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She never wanted to pick up the soap for me.0
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I'm allergic, so either me or the dog had to go...and he chose the dog.0
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I took the dog to the shelter because she was allergic, and she was gone when I got back. And I really miss that dog!
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Called me Rover and made me fetch his slippers each night. That *kitten* got old quick.
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banshee925 wrote: »She insisted on tongues.. I said no tongues woman!!! 😜
Aww, you loved it, you know it 😁😜
She wouldnt move to Australia, something about killer snakes 🐍0 -
She expected me to tolerate either snakes or spiders, but I'm not that tolerant.
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Objected to the crocs in our backyard..
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She didn’t like me manhandling the crocs0
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The crocs were ugly shoes.... not crocodiles. She still wrestled them anyway0
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She took a hole puncher and put holes in all my shoes because she only liked crocs.0
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After her last relationship she was damaged and decided that she'd destroy my crocodile skin shoes and handbags 😧0
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She destroyed our bank account buying crocodile bags and shoes0
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