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  • 2Legit2QuitTx
    2Legit2QuitTx Posts: 322 Member
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    She kept calling herself a cougar.. and therefore I was her cub.. it just felt wrong
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was always calling me Old! 😞😢
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    She didn't like that I decided to go grey.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    she was going grey but still had no interest in 50 shades of grey
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
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    Was looking for a 51st shade apparently
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    His heart belonged to another
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She never wanted to pick up the soap for me.
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
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    I'm allergic, so either me or the dog had to go...and he chose the dog.
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,241 Member
    edited December 2019
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    I took the dog to the shelter because she was allergic, and she was gone when I got back. And I really miss that dog! :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Called me Rover and made me fetch his slippers each night. That *kitten* got old quick. :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited December 2019
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    banshee925 wrote: »
    She insisted on tongues.. I said no tongues woman!!! 😜

    Aww, you loved it, you know it 😁😜
    She wouldnt move to Australia, something about killer snakes 🐍
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,241 Member
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    She expected me to tolerate either snakes or spiders, but I'm not that tolerant. :s
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Objected to the crocs in our backyard..
  • char2point0
    char2point0 Posts: 784 Member
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    She didn’t like me manhandling the crocs
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    The crocs were ugly shoes.... not crocodiles. She still wrestled them anyway
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She took a hole puncher and put holes in all my shoes because she only liked crocs.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    After her last relationship she was damaged and decided that she'd destroy my crocodile skin shoes and handbags 😧
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    She destroyed our bank account buying crocodile bags and shoes

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