Random Thought For the Day

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,493 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    1sphere wrote: »
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?
    i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exes

    Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
    At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
    He’s so tempting..........

    https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff28acf6d-c7e8-42d2-bce3-6d48202f1bd1_500x264.gif

    Hahahaha!
    You totally cracked me up with this one! 😂
    It’s perfect! Thank you!
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    edited December 2019
    I should gel my hair completely and wear it like a helmet
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,508 Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?

    O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
    So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).

    We were married 35yrs,
    lived together since we were 17,
    I trust him with my life.

    I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
    I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.




  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Imagine if trees could communicate to us. Would we be so quick to cut them down?
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?

    O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
    So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).

    We were married 35yrs,
    lived together since we were 17,
    I trust him with my life.

    I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
    I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.




    If you want to sleep with him then sleep with him. So long as you're honest about what it does or doesn't mean.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Actually here is one I pondered earlier today and even posted on my wall.

    I recently got a new memory foam bed a week ago and now I'm wondering. Does it remember all the times I fart on it and is it plotting revenge?

    Is it going to save them all up and give me a Dutch oven from hell one day?

  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • TarryTaffy
    TarryTaffy Posts: 883 Member
    Today I'll reach for the stars.


    Perhaps vertically...

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  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Why do people always reward the a holes. Why do they always believe their lies. It makes no sense to me. Like if they miraculously changed over night. 🙄👎🏾🧐🤷🏾‍♀️
  • onxy99
    onxy99 Posts: 8 Member
    I hate stomach cramps but they are how I know I am alive. If I am processing waste then I am taking in nutrition and I can use that nutrition to do something I like.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited December 2019
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    seriously,,,,,,,,,,