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  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Was way to frugal for me and used plastic bags from the grocery store as handbags. We have to split ways.
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    I refuse to pull her finger
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    He was not a risk taker little did he know by pulling my finger magic fairy dust will come out like a puff of smoke. n1vrc9j5rbrs.gif
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    edited December 2019
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    She kept smoking angel dust which made her believe she poofed out fairy dust. Let’s just say we had to throw out the white carpet.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    He couldn’t come to terms that it was him smoking the angel dust and was rubbing chocolate all over the white carpet and saying my fairy dust was the problem 🙄
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She farted sparkle dust, what can I say that crap was everywhere :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She cursed all of the time, lt was like living with a Sailor.
  • Aquarian
    Aquarian Posts: 1,094 Member
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    She refused to understand the challenges of me being a superhero by night.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She always looked better in Hollywood sunglasses 😎
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,361 Member
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    Everytime we took a picture together she zoomed in to only her face
  • nitalieben
    nitalieben Posts: 680 Member
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    Wouldn't let me have a turn at wearing the ossicones!
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,361 Member
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    Tried to rip off my ossicones, but i told her before, they are glued to my head...AUCH!
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    He made me feel silly for having to google ossicones.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Couldn’t bask in the fairy dust so we had to split
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Her Multiple Personality Disorder became an issue when I was accused of cheating with several others 😞
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    She kept stealing my bedsheets
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    I was sick of driving in a straight line. I need curves.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    edited December 2019
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    He Was always going round in circles
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Thought the only curves were circles.

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