We broke up because...

Was way to frugal for me and used plastic bags from the grocery store as handbags. We have to split ways.

He was not a risk taker little did he know by pulling my finger magic fairy dust will come out like a puff of smoke.

He couldn’t come to terms that it was him smoking the angel dust and was rubbing chocolate all over the white carpet and saying my fairy dust was the problem 🙄

She cursed all of the time, lt was like living with a Sailor.

She always looked better in Hollywood sunglasses 😎

Wouldn't let me have a turn at wearing the ossicones!

He made me feel silly for having to google ossicones.

Her Multiple Personality Disorder became an issue when I was accused of cheating with several others 😞

I was sick of driving in a straight line. I need curves.

Thought the only curves were circles.