We broke up because...
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Was way to frugal for me and used plastic bags from the grocery store as handbags. We have to split ways.0
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I refuse to pull her finger0
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He was not a risk taker little did he know by pulling my finger magic fairy dust will come out like a puff of smoke.
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She kept smoking angel dust which made her believe she poofed out fairy dust. Let’s just say we had to throw out the white carpet.0
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He couldn’t come to terms that it was him smoking the angel dust and was rubbing chocolate all over the white carpet and saying my fairy dust was the problem 🙄0
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She farted sparkle dust, what can I say that crap was everywhere0
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She cursed all of the time, lt was like living with a Sailor.0
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She refused to understand the challenges of me being a superhero by night.0
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She always looked better in Hollywood sunglasses 😎1
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Everytime we took a picture together she zoomed in to only her face0
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Wouldn't let me have a turn at wearing the ossicones!0
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Tried to rip off my ossicones, but i told her before, they are glued to my head...AUCH!0
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He made me feel silly for having to google ossicones.0
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Couldn’t bask in the fairy dust so we had to split0
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Her Multiple Personality Disorder became an issue when I was accused of cheating with several others 😞0
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She kept stealing my bedsheets0
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I was sick of driving in a straight line. I need curves.0
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He Was always going round in circles0
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Thought the only curves were circles.
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