How Did the Person Above You get FIRED?

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  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    edited January 2020
    He kept stealing co-workers sandwiches out of the break room fridge. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were his favorite.
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    Licked the frosting off of every cupcake that had the tiniest imperfection
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Peeing in the boss's coffee.
  • maarku
    maarku Posts: 533 Member
    Peeing in the water cooler
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    curling the water jugs at the office instead of working
  • jjkh5970
    jjkh5970 Posts: 466 Member
    Ate too many cupcakes and couldn’t get back in the door of the office
  • mworeilly
    mworeilly Posts: 260 Member
    Her balloon animal menagerie was becoming a fire hazard.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    He answered the phone "pizza time, what'll you have" however he worked for tax attorney office.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Impromptu salsa wrestling matches.
  • maarku
    maarku Posts: 533 Member
    Calling competing restaurant chains for takeout at the same time and putting them on speaker phone so all could listen to them try to figure out who called who and what they were going to order.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Draws mustaches on his clients at the local barber. The 4 year olds were fans...the others ...not so much
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
    She was a judge at a competition...she kept judging you after it was over.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Boinked the boss's daughter on the copy machine and forgot to take the copies.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I heard he was fired when he was caught going to the toilet for the 46th time in one day. Tried to fleece the company for thousands for carpal tunnel syndrome in his right wrist :o
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    Kept sticking her tongue out at the boss.
  • maarku
    maarku Posts: 533 Member
    Bare booty farting on the bosses turkey sandwich
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    maarku wrote: »
    Bare booty farting on the bosses turkey sandwich

    For instigating this prank :o
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    she worked at the blood bank. instead of using needles she would cut there tongues with envalope two jobs done at once
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    Asking people to fart in his face