The Bad Advice Thread

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  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,034 Member
    "Only eat plant based protein because any other protein is fat-based, and your liver doesn't like fat."
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

    Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.

    We would be great MFP match makers for users.

    I’d be down for that.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....

    Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....

    Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?

    Maybe..... 😏

  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,535 Member
    This won't hurt a bit, mentally or physically. Just go for it.....
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

    Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.

    We would be great MFP match makers for users.

    I’d be down for that.

    There's an old matchmaker thread somewhere that is actually quite funny
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....

    Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?

    Maybe..... 😏

    Make sure to have the biggest object in the picture with your penis. Women love it.

  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....

    Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?

    Maybe..... 😏

    Make sure to have the biggest object in the picture with your penis. Women love it.

    you mean like a thumb?
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.

    #truth
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    PS....are we getting banned for any of this? If so, it was all his👆idea.
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PS....are we getting banned for any of this? If so, it was all his👆idea.
    Yes. As you can see. She pointed to herself. It was Mel’s idea.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.

    #truth

    bof y'all lyin on me
  • rosie5456
    rosie5456 Posts: 18 Member
    I love this post.....brings a bit of good information to an otherwise dreary day
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PS....are we getting banned for any of this? If so, it was all his👆idea.
    Yes. As you can see. She pointed to herself. It was Mel’s idea.

    Clearly I said “him”. I don’t want to be an outright snitch and name names here (**cough**@AriesFL**cough*)
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.

    #truth

    bof y'all lyin on me

    Never....it was theoretical. Not about any person I’d ever associate with.
  • LiftNRiot
    LiftNRiot Posts: 463 Member
    Dont look both ways before crossing a street. You are wasting valuable time to get get to the other side. Trust your instincts and just go for it.
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    Yes mr James Camron, you should get Celine Dion to sing the theme song for Titanic. Everyone would love it over and over and over and over and over and over and o er and over again!!!
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    Yellow snow is a free lemon slushy
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    Road signs/signals are just a suggestion and not a rule.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if he's not responding to your texts, just go ahead and assume the absolute worst sis