How Did the Person Above You get FIRED?

Kept wearing a Halloween costume to work at a suit and tie office.

Licking salad dressing off her bosses lips instead of using a napkin

Eating other people's lunches in the break room fridge

Slept with his boss' wife

hung a mistletoe over her desk and expected all her colleagues to kiss her

Got caught smuggling office supplies under his beard.

Going up to every co-worker and licking their face, while meowing.

Sleeping at her desk all day

He was stealing copper pipes from the building

stealing staplers