People who appear to either be handed everything, never appear to have an upward struggle a day in their lives and/or always seem to have everything work out for them and yet still have the gall to complain to those who struggle EVERY DAY just to remain alive and/or sane.
Neighbors who all have plows and must see me out there shoveling, by hand, our elderly neighbor's driveway. Ah well, great cardio, right?
Clerks who cannot muster up the manners to say thank you or even hello, have a good day, anything???? I've been known to thank them, and then say you're welcome myself.
Now that I'm in FL, I slathered myself in self tanner so I don't look so neon white. Why do all affordable tanner's have to smell like a blend of cig ashes, a wet pooch & AquaNet?
I can't stand the smell of myself... going to have to scrub it all off later with a Brillo pad. I knew I should have just stuck to the legs.
I'm sure it's well worth the view 😏
Lol. A vid of me exfoliating multi dermal layers later would be worth a viewing, too... if you can tolerate the Fay Wray screams.
Well I'm a pretty tolerant guy 😏
Albeit a little slow on a response 😂
Now that I'm in FL, I slathered myself in self tanner so I don't look so neon white. Why do all affordable tanner's have to smell like a blend of cig ashes, a wet pooch & AquaNet?
I can't stand the smell of myself... going to have to scrub it all off later with a Brillo pad. I knew I should have just stuck to the legs.
I'm sure it's well worth the view 😏
Lol. A vid of me exfoliating multi dermal layers later would be worth a viewing, too... if you can tolerate the Fay Wray screams.
Well I'm a pretty tolerant guy 😏
Albeit a little slow on a response 😂
For me, I'm not irked often, but I spent hours making homemade tacos yesterday... just cutting up veggies & separately seasoning each one was an hour... opened the door to retrieve my trash bin from the hallway, a giant flying spider monkey flew in & landed squat in the middle of my heaping pile of tacos.
Although it seemed to drown in the sauce, I scooped it out, tossed the insect in the trash & tried to have dinner, but couldn't... lost my bloody appetite.
You miserable monster... you wasted my hard earned dollars cuz I had to toss the entire, organic $$$ lot in the trash & went to bed hungry.
I'm very squeamish... making chicken drumsticks now & can't stop checking for creatures in the pan... I may have to not eat at all & save them for tomorrow or toss those, too.
Now that I'm in FL, I slathered myself in self tanner so I don't look so neon white. Why do all affordable tanner's have to smell like a blend of cig ashes, a wet pooch & AquaNet?
I can't stand the smell of myself... going to have to scrub it all off later with a Brillo pad. I knew I should have just stuck to the legs.
I'm sure it's well worth the view 😏
Lol. A vid of me exfoliating multi dermal layers later would be worth a viewing, too... if you can tolerate the Fay Wray screams.
Well I'm a pretty tolerant guy 😏
Albeit a little slow on a response 😂
For me, I'm not irked often, but I spent hours making homemade tacos yesterday... just cutting up veggies & separately seasoning each one was an hour... opened the door to retrieve my trash bin from the hallway, a giant flying spider monkey flew in & landed squat in the middle of my heaping pile of tacos.
Although it seemed to drown in the sauce, I scooped it out, tossed the insect in the trash & tried to have dinner, but couldn't... lost my bloody appetite.
You miserable monster... you wasted my hard earned dollars cuz I had to toss the entire, organic $$$ lot in the trash & went to bed hungry.
I'm very squeamish... making chicken drumsticks now & can't stop checking for creatures in the pan... I may have to not eat at all & save them for tomorrow or toss those, too.
I reject you, insect kingdom.
Meanwhile, I accidentally fried "kitchen spider friend" in bacon grease a few months ago and felt terrible for a week over it.
Sorry, I love bacon and bacon flavored foods, but I'm not gonna eat a hairy, curled up bacon-flavored spider.
It's actually a big thing but it really Irks me. When I see someone park their vehicle in a handicap parking and they're not handicapped, they're just lazy and being a *kitten*.
It's actually a big thing but it really Irks me. When I see someone park their vehicle in a handicap parking and they're not handicapped, they're just lazy and being a *kitten*.
When i see this i like to assume they’re going inside to help their disabled child/spouse/parent out to the car
It's actually a big thing but it really Irks me. When I see someone park their vehicle in a handicap parking and they're not handicapped, they're just lazy and being a *kitten*.
When i see this i like to assume they’re going inside to help their disabled child/spouse/parent out to the car
This summer I went to the mall and there was a motorcycle parked in a handicap spot. I couldn't believe it.
Yeah can you bring me some impossible to remember coffee order?
Sure, why don't I just balance a ball on my nose and hop the whole way on one foot for you while I'm at it 🙄
Lol. I once had a professor I was standing next to (way back in the 1700s when people had desk/wall phones) & heard his wife giving him a list of things to p/u at the grocery store on the way home. He stood there statue like & I rummaged though my bag for a pencil & paper so he could take notes. He wasn't interested & waved them away.
After he hung up, he said that he & his wife alternated shopping weeks... he was so tired of his wife giving him a list of items on the day she went shopping, but forgot to p/u, that he was going to take a stance & bring home all the wrong items so she'd stop asking, add them to his list & he'd pick them up next time.
A month later, he said he no longer got long lists of p/u's... she'd just add them to his list for the following wk.
I wonder how many arguments/breakups/divorces came from such things. I can't tell you how many times I've seen men on cellphones in stores, reciting row after row of products to someone on the other end of the phone, trying not to lose their cool, but looking like they could explode from sheer rage.
Relationships can be tough. Coffee orders, too. Glad I drink black.
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Edit- we’re clearly on the same track
Lol EXACTLY
Clerks who cannot muster up the manners to say thank you or even hello, have a good day, anything???? I've been known to thank them, and then say you're welcome myself.
Omg I just laughed so loud and woke up my cats. Hahahaha
Well I'm a pretty tolerant guy 😏
Albeit a little slow on a response 😂
Does it make you feel... triggered?
It makes it very difficult for us to wear any type of filter mask for sure...
Your pain is mine
For me, I'm not irked often, but I spent hours making homemade tacos yesterday... just cutting up veggies & separately seasoning each one was an hour... opened the door to retrieve my trash bin from the hallway, a giant flying spider monkey flew in & landed squat in the middle of my heaping pile of tacos.
Although it seemed to drown in the sauce, I scooped it out, tossed the insect in the trash & tried to have dinner, but couldn't... lost my bloody appetite.
You miserable monster... you wasted my hard earned dollars cuz I had to toss the entire, organic $$$ lot in the trash & went to bed hungry.
I'm very squeamish... making chicken drumsticks now & can't stop checking for creatures in the pan... I may have to not eat at all & save them for tomorrow or toss those, too.
I reject you, insect kingdom.
Meanwhile, I accidentally fried "kitchen spider friend" in bacon grease a few months ago and felt terrible for a week over it.
Sorry, I love bacon and bacon flavored foods, but I'm not gonna eat a hairy, curled up bacon-flavored spider.
Yeah can you bring me some impossible to remember coffee order?
Sure, why don't I just balance a ball on my nose and hop the whole way on one foot for you while I'm at it 🙄
OMG, can you??????
When i see this i like to assume they’re going inside to help their disabled child/spouse/parent out to the car
This summer I went to the mall and there was a motorcycle parked in a handicap spot. I couldn't believe it.
Lol. I once had a professor I was standing next to (way back in the 1700s when people had desk/wall phones) & heard his wife giving him a list of things to p/u at the grocery store on the way home. He stood there statue like & I rummaged though my bag for a pencil & paper so he could take notes. He wasn't interested & waved them away.
After he hung up, he said that he & his wife alternated shopping weeks... he was so tired of his wife giving him a list of items on the day she went shopping, but forgot to p/u, that he was going to take a stance & bring home all the wrong items so she'd stop asking, add them to his list & he'd pick them up next time.
A month later, he said he no longer got long lists of p/u's... she'd just add them to his list for the following wk.
I wonder how many arguments/breakups/divorces came from such things. I can't tell you how many times I've seen men on cellphones in stores, reciting row after row of products to someone on the other end of the phone, trying not to lose their cool, but looking like they could explode from sheer rage.
Relationships can be tough. Coffee orders, too. Glad I drink black.