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  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Member Posts: 11,962 Member Member Posts: 11,962 Member
    People who think being vindictive/bitchy/malicious is somehow cute. It's not.

    😄

    Edit- we’re clearly on the same track
    edited January 2020
  • zeekngreatnesszeekngreatness Member Posts: 68 Member Member Posts: 68 Member
    When my kids leave half a sip in a gallon of juice

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    Lol EXACTLY
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Member Posts: 3,424 Member Member Posts: 3,424 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    I don't enjoy oranges putting their seeds in me.

    Being impregnated by oranges is a thing now.

    *kitten*.

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    Your offspring :o

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    Omg I just laughed so loud and woke up my cats. Hahahaha
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 12,169 Member Member Posts: 12,169 Member
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    Now that I'm in FL, I slathered myself in self tanner so I don't look so neon white. Why do all affordable tanner's have to smell like a blend of cig ashes, a wet pooch & AquaNet?

    I can't stand the smell of myself... going to have to scrub it all off later with a Brillo pad. I knew I should have just stuck to the legs. :(

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    I'm sure it's well worth the view 😏

    Lol. A vid of me exfoliating multi dermal layers later would be worth a viewing, too... if you can tolerate the Fay Wray screams. :smile:

    Well I'm a pretty tolerant guy 😏
    Albeit a little slow on a response 😂
  • ReenieHJReenieHJ Member Posts: 6,131 Member Member Posts: 6,131 Member
    Trigger bottles when their triggers stop working way before the bottle is empty.
  • ghudson92ghudson92 Member Posts: 2,062 Member Member Posts: 2,062 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Trigger bottles when their triggers stop working way before the bottle is empty.

    Does it make you feel... triggered?
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 12,169 Member Member Posts: 12,169 Member
    When my glasses steam up ☹

    It makes it very difficult for us to wear any type of filter mask for sure...

    Your pain is mine
  • TarryTaffyTarryTaffy Member Posts: 883 Member Member Posts: 883 Member
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    Now that I'm in FL, I slathered myself in self tanner so I don't look so neon white. Why do all affordable tanner's have to smell like a blend of cig ashes, a wet pooch & AquaNet?

    I can't stand the smell of myself... going to have to scrub it all off later with a Brillo pad. I knew I should have just stuck to the legs. :(

    giphy.gif

    I'm sure it's well worth the view 😏

    Lol. A vid of me exfoliating multi dermal layers later would be worth a viewing, too... if you can tolerate the Fay Wray screams. :smile:

    Well I'm a pretty tolerant guy 😏
    Albeit a little slow on a response 😂

    :smile:


    For me, I'm not irked often, but I spent hours making homemade tacos yesterday... just cutting up veggies & separately seasoning each one was an hour... opened the door to retrieve my trash bin from the hallway, a giant flying spider monkey flew in & landed squat in the middle of my heaping pile of tacos.

    Although it seemed to drown in the sauce, I scooped it out, tossed the insect in the trash & tried to have dinner, but couldn't... lost my bloody appetite.

    You miserable monster... you wasted my hard earned dollars cuz I had to toss the entire, organic $$$ lot in the trash & went to bed hungry.

    I'm very squeamish... making chicken drumsticks now & can't stop checking for creatures in the pan... I may have to not eat at all & save them for tomorrow or toss those, too. :(

    I reject you, insect kingdom.
  • KosmosKittenKosmosKitten Member Posts: 9,681 Member Member Posts: 9,681 Member
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    Now that I'm in FL, I slathered myself in self tanner so I don't look so neon white. Why do all affordable tanner's have to smell like a blend of cig ashes, a wet pooch & AquaNet?

    I can't stand the smell of myself... going to have to scrub it all off later with a Brillo pad. I knew I should have just stuck to the legs. :(

    giphy.gif

    I'm sure it's well worth the view 😏

    Lol. A vid of me exfoliating multi dermal layers later would be worth a viewing, too... if you can tolerate the Fay Wray screams. :smile:

    Well I'm a pretty tolerant guy 😏
    Albeit a little slow on a response 😂

    :smile:


    For me, I'm not irked often, but I spent hours making homemade tacos yesterday... just cutting up veggies & separately seasoning each one was an hour... opened the door to retrieve my trash bin from the hallway, a giant flying spider monkey flew in & landed squat in the middle of my heaping pile of tacos.

    Although it seemed to drown in the sauce, I scooped it out, tossed the insect in the trash & tried to have dinner, but couldn't... lost my bloody appetite.

    You miserable monster... you wasted my hard earned dollars cuz I had to toss the entire, organic $$$ lot in the trash & went to bed hungry.

    I'm very squeamish... making chicken drumsticks now & can't stop checking for creatures in the pan... I may have to not eat at all & save them for tomorrow or toss those, too. :(

    I reject you, insect kingdom.

    Meanwhile, I accidentally fried "kitchen spider friend" in bacon grease a few months ago and felt terrible for a week over it.

    Sorry, I love bacon and bacon flavored foods, but I'm not gonna eat a hairy, curled up bacon-flavored spider. :grimace:
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 12,169 Member Member Posts: 12,169 Member
    I'm going to the store, d'you want anything?

    Yeah can you bring me some impossible to remember coffee order?

    Sure, why don't I just balance a ball on my nose and hop the whole way on one foot for you while I'm at it 🙄
  • tinak33tinak33 Member Posts: 9,887 Member Member Posts: 9,887 Member
    I'm going to the store, d'you want anything?

    Yeah can you bring me some impossible to remember coffee order?

    Sure, why don't I just balance a ball on my nose and hop the whole way on one foot for you while I'm at it 🙄

    OMG, can you?????? :o
  • _Miss_chievous__Miss_chievous_ Member Posts: 2,765 Member Member Posts: 2,765 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It's actually a big thing but it really Irks me. When I see someone park their vehicle in a handicap parking and they're not handicapped, they're just lazy and being a *kitten*.

    When i see this i like to assume they’re going inside to help their disabled child/spouse/parent out to the car

    This summer I went to the mall and there was a motorcycle parked in a handicap spot. I couldn't believe it.
    edited January 2020
  • TarryTaffyTarryTaffy Member Posts: 883 Member Member Posts: 883 Member
    I'm going to the store, d'you want anything?

    Yeah can you bring me some impossible to remember coffee order?

    Sure, why don't I just balance a ball on my nose and hop the whole way on one foot for you while I'm at it 🙄

    Lol. I once had a professor I was standing next to (way back in the 1700s when people had desk/wall phones) & heard his wife giving him a list of things to p/u at the grocery store on the way home. He stood there statue like & I rummaged though my bag for a pencil & paper so he could take notes. He wasn't interested & waved them away.

    After he hung up, he said that he & his wife alternated shopping weeks... he was so tired of his wife giving him a list of items on the day she went shopping, but forgot to p/u, that he was going to take a stance & bring home all the wrong items so she'd stop asking, add them to his list & he'd pick them up next time.

    A month later, he said he no longer got long lists of p/u's... she'd just add them to his list for the following wk.

    I wonder how many arguments/breakups/divorces came from such things. I can't tell you how many times I've seen men on cellphones in stores, reciting row after row of products to someone on the other end of the phone, trying not to lose their cool, but looking like they could explode from sheer rage.

    Relationships can be tough. Coffee orders, too. Glad I drink black.
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