The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Xiao_Ya_
    Xiao_Ya_ Posts: 495 Member
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    Ignore your cat even when he scratches your arms, licks your fingers, sheds on you, and threatens you with violence (he wants to be brushed and doesn't take "busy" for an answer :D)
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?

    He wrote it on a plane and crossed in to Australian airspace while still typing the word.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    dallsop417 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?

    He wrote it on a plane and crossed in to Australian airspace while still typing the word.

    😂
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    There are a million videos on how to cut your own bangs. Go for it. What could possibly go wrong?
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
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    Leave you Facebook logged in in my office nothing will happen to your profile
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    ladies-
    do you like him and want to "shoot your shot"?
    DO NOT say anything to him- just think about him instead!

    and if he doesn't respond? get mad at him!

    You read my handbook?
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    If your crush doesn't want you break into their house and leave gifts on their pillow whilst they sleep, they will admire your persistence and soon come round.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Don't worry...

    Women are never just being nice... 😏

    But guys, we're always just being nice... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
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    You should try babysitting to earn extra money. It’s easy and kids are cute
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    never say “i’m sorry”

    instead you should say “im sorry ur hurt enough to feel like u deserve an apology”

    😂... I freaking love this guy
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    If someone does not accept your FR, it probably means that it did not go through. You should call them out in a public thread. Put them on the spot to either accept it reject you right then and there. People respect that.

    Yeah...about that. I’m sorry.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    never say “i’m sorry”

    instead you should say “im sorry ur hurt enough to feel like u deserve an apology”

    It’s kinda like the “I’m sorry BUT____”
    I like it. I like it a lot.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    There are billions of dollars in Nigeria they cannot get out of the country - look out for an e-mail asking for your help to get the money out, you could be a millionaire in weeks!!
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
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    If you put toothpaste on toast you can combine brushing your teeth with breakfast to save time.